Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies.

My name's Delia, and I have almost completely ran out of fucks to give. Porn and TMI's make up the gist of this blog. Also gore and any other random shit that I fancy. Enjoy. Oh, and of course cats.

a-tall-lanky-faceless-woman replied to your post: He has a fucking huge cock, dude. I am as scared…

Yup, definitely gotta get him so you can keep him.

M’hm, as soon as I can shake off the dead weight that is my boyfriend, I’m not fucking letting my lover go. He is perfection. I want all of him, all the time. 

He has a fucking huge cock, dude. I am as scared as I am excited. 

He pleasured me more with his hands Saturday night than most men have at all. 

Maybe I’ll finally have an orgasm during sex. 

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All the sexiness aside, though, I just cant wait to see him. :3

a-tall-lanky-faceless-woman replied to your post: So basically I’m a cheater now, and I really don’t…

that would be a gigilo, paramour is also acceptable. As is lover and cicisbeo.

I think I’ll go with paramour, that sounds fun. 

So basically I’m a cheater now, and I really don’t even give a fuck. 

I basically have two fucking boyfriends. 

God damn my life is fucking ridiculous. 

Umm, what’s the male form of a mistress??

I’m seeing mine tomorrow, I hope. <3 

I’m subconsciously recruiting again. 

Well, I was, but now I’m conscious of it. 

Fuck. 

I always do this. 

Unf, and his name is John, like how sexy is that?

Fantasizing about my boyfriend’s stepdad waaaaay too much.